Video Update is the place to be
Start working here and you get movies for free
Joe's the boss, he likes to smoke
Our soda machine has root beer and coke
Customer satisfaction is our guarentee
But return movies late and we'll make you pay a fee
Magazines, video games, and candy on display
The only thing that sucks is the stinkin awful pay
Preview tapes we know by heart, they play them every hour
Sometimes we get annoying phone calls
From people who are sour
The thing I like the most are the people who work here
Reily, Steve, Amanda and Jonathan
Who had a knife stuck up his rear
We all hate to close, it's never any fun
But sometimes we goof off and around the store we run
8 hour shifts with a 15 minute break
When people rent porn, we check their ID's to make sure it's not fake
written August 2000
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